Telling stories,
for fun and for money

AI-generated Ethan

Written, spoken, slide-ified, or drawn (poorly): story is my weapon in the losing battle for your attention.

THINGS I REPEATEDLY DO

Eat toast

Basically every morning.
To fuel the body.

Take notes

To remember things.

Read fiction

To feel the stories,
to fuel the stories.

Exercise

“We should not exercise the body without the joint assistance of the mind, nor exercise the mind without the joint assistance of the body.”

-Plato, probably

“Nice guy, needs to relax a bit.”

— Anonymous student review of one of Ethan’s courses at MIT Sloan

PREVIOUSLY / PRESENTLY FEATURED AT

Need an extra player for your company league?

I will hustle on defense.

Sports included: soccer, basketball, not cornhole.

A flexible knowledge worker

Ethan is as productive from the office as he is from the couch.